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“He was awaiting delivery of a package from his son, Barney who lived across the road, which was being delivered by FedEx and it was that beer he owed him.”
Okay lets get this straight.
-Barney is Gordon Freeman’s son
-They live across the street from each other, but Barney saw it fit to send him a package via FedEx
-He is sending Gordon a beer. Not a six pack. Just one beer. Via FedEx.
Barney better have some serious brain damage to justify this tomfoolery.