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13th June 2012

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“He was awaiting delivery of a package from his son, Barney who lived across the road, which was being delivered by FedEx and it was that beer he owed him.”

Okay lets get this straight.

-Barney is Gordon Freeman’s son

-They live across the street from each other, but Barney saw it fit to send him a package via FedEx

-He is sending Gordon a beer. Not a six pack. Just one beer. Via FedEx.

Barney better have some serious brain damage to justify this tomfoolery.

-Admin Raz

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