We read all the bad things.
All of them.
(NSFW at times)
Post reblogged from Welcome to Hell, I've Baked Brownies with 100,529 notes
terms for penis you should not use in fics:
- love stick
- doinker
- schlong
- wankie
- ding dong
- 100% all-beef thermometer
- bologna pony
- stinky pickle
- magic wand
- divine rod
- love muscle
- power drill
- captain winky
- yogurt slinger
- DNA rifle
100% ALL-BEEF THERMOMETER
Source: shawtycon
Post reblogged from my father was a king and the son of kings with 43,814 notes
man there has to be a better word to use than dick/cock/penis/shaft when writing porn
maybe google can help
mmmm sounds a bit too romance novella for what i’m going for here
let’s not and say we did
you’re shitting me
now we’re talking
Source: tin-pan-ali
Post reblogged from Hipster With A Side Of Fruit Salad with 38,869 notes
im exploring the darkest depths of the internet
im going to do this
theres no going back now
fUCK
if i dont survive
tell my mother i love her
Source: shiiinji
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Hey, guys! Quick announcement.
You probably noticed that we haven’t done jack shit in like a month. Yeah. Both of us are kind of getting our asses kicked by real life and haven’t been reading much of anything.
But you know what? We have a submissions button. Right there on our blog. Waiting for you to press it. I’d bet my legs some of you guys read some questionable stories online, and we implore you to hand ‘em on over for approval. You can submit a copy/pasted bit of the story along with a link to it so we can verify, or just a link to a really bitchin story.
Seriously. Just keep us in mind next time you’re reading some fucked up Ed, Edd n Eddy fanfiction.
-Admin Tsar
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